...you're starting to become a picky thing, you know that? What song describes me best? I wouldn't know, I really don't listen to music much unless Peter or Becca leave the radio on. Even if I did, this depends on who we're talking about. Ted is a good old boy, he'd probably have something like the Dukes of Hazzard theme or Hank Williams Jr's A Country Boy Can Survive, because he's corny like that. I don't think there's a song in existance that could describe the real me.

Scratch that, you ARE a picky thing. My greatest fear is that I haven't done enough to protect Donna and her children from the real me, and that I'll get them killed someday. Now, if you repeat that, I'll have to kill you. May even do it if you don't, all depends on how slow business is.

I don't have a temper. I have calm, and I have acting. Ted has a temper, he loses it over his family. But I don't.